i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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