I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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