He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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