Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
She swung at the pinata with crutches
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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