doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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