it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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