i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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