I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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