Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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