The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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