i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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