he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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