Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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