She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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