what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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