Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
pop tarts are not kleenex
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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