it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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