Porn is love you can see.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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