We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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