So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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