Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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