phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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