redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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