I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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