Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Randomize