Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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