So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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