How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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