3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
50% drunk capacity currently
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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