quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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