grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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