3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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