I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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