This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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