so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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