I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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