His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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