I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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