I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
