Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I need help removing her.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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