Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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