he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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