i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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