we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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