I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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