I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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