every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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