is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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