It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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