Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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