Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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