I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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