Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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